Kim Kardashian is a Twit

Kim Kardashian is a famous person who… um… uh… does… er… something. She has a TV show, right?

I bring up this… actress?… because she got in trouble for exposing the identity of an air marshal on an airplane with her. See if you can spot where in her Tweet Kardashian made her mistake.

Wait, aren’t those guys supposed not to tell people who they are? Isn’t that the whole point of being an air marshal in the first place? How did Kim Kardashian find out? Does she have psychic powers?

Oh. Well, that makes perfect…

Wait a minute. Why did the air marshal reveal his identity to, of all people, a Kardashian? A clan that consists of fame whores, fame junkies, and fame addicts. Maybe he’s a fan.

Still, this is somewhat puzzling. Kim, explain.

Exactly! In fact, according to U.S. law, terrorists are not allowed to follow Kim Kardashian on Twitter because that constitutes a form of torture.

Well, that’s it. Nothing else to see here. Pack up, go home…

STOP. Did Kim Kardashian REALLY just call herself a “private eye”? Sorry, Sherlock Holmes! Step aside, Nancy Drew! There’s a new detective in town, and her name is Kimberly Noel Kardashian.

Now and forever, Kimmy. Now and forever.

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